Every Word Was Made Up Once

Here's a mind-blowing fact: every single word in the English language was invented by someone. Words like "boredom" (Shakespeare), "selfie" (first used online in 2002), and "chortle" (Lewis Carroll) all started as made-up words before the world decided they were worth keeping. That means YOU have the power to add to the dictionary — you just need to know how!

The 5 Best Techniques for Inventing Words

1. Blending Two Real Words Together

Take two words you love and mash them into one glorious new word. This technique is called a portmanteau, and English is full of them already — "brunch" (breakfast + lunch), "smog" (smoke + fog), "blog" (web + log).

Try it: What word would you make from "fluffy" + "catastrophe"? Maybe fluffastrophe — when a pillow fight goes completely out of control!

2. Borrow a Sound That Feels Right

Some words just sound like what they mean. This is called onomatopoeia, but you can use the same idea to invent words. Think about the feeling or action you want to describe, then choose sounds that match.

  • Soft, cozy things often use "sn" or "fl" sounds (snuggle, fluff)
  • Explosive, energetic things use hard sounds: "cr," "gr," "bl"
  • Silly things often have bouncy vowels: "oo," "ee," "oi"

3. Add a Prefix or Suffix to a Familiar Word

Grab a real word and add something to the beginning or end to twist its meaning. Prefixes like mega-, super-, un-, hyper- and suffixes like -ish, -ness, -ful, -ling can turn any word into something fresh.

Examples: snacktastic, grumblesome, wibbleness, zoomling

4. Describe the Exact Thing No Word Covers

The best made-up words fill a gap — they name a feeling, object, or situation that currently has no word. Think about your daily life. What moments, feelings, or things happen regularly that you have no word for?

  • The fuzzy feeling of almost remembering a dream
  • The sound your stomach makes when you smell something amazing
  • The weird walk you do when you're trying not to slip on ice

Name those things! Give them words!

5. Look at Other Languages for Inspiration

Many languages have words English doesn't. You can borrow their structure and invent your own English version. German, for example, loves long compound words. Why not try making some in English?

A Starter Dictionary of Made-Up Words

WordPronunciationMeaning
SnorbleSNOR-bulA small, comfortable mess that you don't want to clean up
FlumptiousFLUMP-shusSo full after a meal that moving feels optional
GlibberGLIB-erTo slide slowly off a sofa while watching TV
WumbusWUM-busA mysterious noise from another room that you never investigate
SquabblefuzzSKWOB-ul-fuzzThe slightly annoyed feeling right before an argument

How to Make Your Word "Stick"

Inventing a word is just the beginning. To make it spread, you need to:

  1. Use it constantly — work it into conversations, stories, and notes.
  2. Give it a clear definition — people need to know exactly what it means.
  3. Make it easy to say — if it's hard to pronounce, it won't catch on.
  4. Write it down — keep a personal dictionary of all your invented words.
  5. Teach it to friends — every great word needs an early adopter community!

The English language grows by thousands of words every year. Yours could be next. So grab a notebook, start experimenting, and remember: the sillier, the better!